Prep

[x] I shop at Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or Aerospatiale.
[] I am/was a cheerleader.
[x] I'm pretty ditzy. (I definitely have my airhead moments )
[] I wear pink 24/7.
[] My looks are very important to me.
[x] I can’t live without my cell phone.
[x] My hair is always straight.
[] I say 'like' and 'omigod' a lot.
[] I laugh 24/7.
[x] I have a million friends.
[x] I always hang at the mall or movies.
[] I'll only date popular guys.
[x] I listen to rap & pop music.
[] I have at least one designer bag.
[]My myspace pics are of me making a kissy face or are mirror pics
[] It takes me at least an hour to get ready for school in the mornings. (try 30 minutes on average)
[] Uggs + Miniskirts = Love (Ewww!! Sheepskin boots with a miniskirt?? Yuck!!!)
[x] I don't have a job. (tooooo laaazy!)
[] I wear lots of makeup. (Y'know it's funny how many goths and emos would fall victim to this one...)
[x] I can be stuck up or snobby sometimes.
[] I flirt with any guy, as long as he's cute.
Total =9 EWWW preps DISGUST me!!! D:

Emo

[] I cry a lot.
[] I go to local shows.
[] I wear black everyday. (My hoodie is black XD Black is a pretty color.)
[x] I write sad poetry.
[] I play an acoustic guitar. (I can play an A string! *is proud*)
[x] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco.
[x] I self mutilate myself. (Errmmm, I chew on myself and pick at scabs. I think that'd count...Pain does help me focus if my brain is refusing to. Also I'll chew on myself to keep from chewing someone out (like teachers) sometimes)
[] I think about suicide or death often.
[x] People have told me to cheer up.
[] I cry when I see dead animals. (No, I salute them, wish them luck in their next life, and sometimes say sorry.)
[] My myspace pics are black are white or angled.
[] I wear many band shirts.
[x] No one understands me. (Well...they don't INCLUDING myself.)
[] I don't talk too often.
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I wear black eyeliner.
[] My fingernails are black.
[] I have an ex I still cry over.
[x] My hair is black. (sorta)
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. (It does if I want it to. Gets annoying sometimes. YAY FER BUTTLENGTH HAIR!!!!)
[x] I love Hot Topic.
[] I always say 'life sucks'.
Total = 8 HOLY CRUD I'M EMO!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Geek

[] I have straight A's.
[] I wear glasses.
[] I always do my homework and study. (Home-work? wazzat?)
[x] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (I don't like it, but it was an achievment)
[x] Computer games = Love. (Oh heck yes!! )
[] I'm 'teachers pet'. ( Oh heck no!)
[] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] I have a bedtime. (I repeat: "wazzat?")
[] I use an asthma inhaler.
[] I carry a calculator with me.
[] I bring my lunch to school.
[] I always follow the rules. (They're more like guidelines really...)
[] I'm shy around the opposite sex.
[x] I'm always on the computer. (NO!! I WILL DIE W/O MY COMPY!)
[x] I've never had beer or cigarettes.
[] I always answer every question in class right.
[x] I correct people's grammar. (Or want to...internet make September's brain go all breaky...I restrain myself if it's for effect though. That's alright.)
[] I read a lot.
[x] I always stump people. (^w^ Have been since before I could talk. Cuz I'm awesome like that.)
Total = 6 geeks ROCK!

Rebel

[x] I always speak my mind. (Well why the hell shouldn't I?)
[] I have 0% of school spirit. (That makes NO sense considering my school's mascot is a REBEL)
[x] Fuck you I won't do what you tell me! (Rebelling for the sake of rebelling is fun!)
[x] I stand up for what I think is right. (Well that's the responsible thing.)
[x] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[]Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite. (Why should I conform to nonconforming!?
[x] I won't listen to authority figures. ( I don't trust 'em really.)
[] I always break the rules.
[] I refuse to compromise. (Yeah. I SUCK at it.)
[] I'm always arguing with people. (fun )
[] I love debate.
[] I always do what's unexpected of me.
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me.
[x] if I watch a crappy movie in theatres, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'.
[x] I'm not afraid to trash people's opinions. (I'll call you on being a dumbass. Don't worry .)
[] I only respect my own beliefs.
[] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (Sometimes you have to do things you don't like.)
[] I laugh at compromising people.
[]I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out. :]
[] Rules were meant to be broken.
Total = 8 ( I am proud of myself fer this un)

Jock

[x] I'm on one or more sport teams.
[] I always wear my varsity jacket.
[]I've won awards for my athletic ability.
[] I will only date popular girls/guys.
[] School Spirit 100%.
[] I'm going to a college for sports.
[x] I watch sports on TV all the time.
[x] I'm muscular. (I'm pretty stron XD)
[x] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day.
[x] Go Team!
[] I'm a chick/dude magnet.
[x] I eat a lot. (some days...)
[] I'm egotistical.
[] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades.
[] I sit at the jock lunch table.
[] All I talk about with my friends is sports.
[x] I go lots of sports games.
[] I'm very athletic
[x] I wear sport inspired clothing.
[] I play at least 3 different sports.
Total = 7

Comedian

[] I'm very funny.
[] I'm always making jokes.
[] I interrupt class by making people laugh.
[] I always entertain people by being funny.
[] I worship Kevin Smith.
[x] I watch comedies more than anything.
[x] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot.
[x] I'm sarcastic. (Me? Sarcastic? Never ^^)
[] I've been told I'm hilarious.
[] I always imitate people.
[] I pull lots of pranks.
[x] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything. (Sar-cas-m? Wazzat?)
[] I have to prove myself by being funny.
[] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[] Jim Carrey is my idol.
[x] I mostly get along with everybody.
[x] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly.
[] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around.
Total = 5

Shy

[] I don't have a lot of friends.
[] I don't talk too much.
[] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[] People have told me I need to talk more.
[] I only talk when other people talk to me first. (No. If I'm not talking yer getting MONOSYLLABLES bub!)
[] I look down when I walk.
[] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (HELL no!!!)
[] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works..... (XD Yeah that's just what I need.)
[] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[x]I sit in the back of the classroom. (like I have a choice!)
[] I never join in class discussions.
[] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes.
[] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers? Come on.
[x] I talk quietly, and people say "What?". (XD I'm either unintelligible or REALLY FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!)
[] People have called me shy or quiet. (B))
[] I usually let others decide for me.
[] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation.
[] I would like to be more outgoing.
Total = 2 (I wonder how many people get this many points in Shy...)

Goth

[x] I wear black. (Black is a pretty color. AND BADASS!!)
[] I don't like to be seen.
[] I'm very, very pale.
[] I only listen to metal music.
[]I love creepy, weird movies.
[]I love gothic cartoons and drawings.
[] I don't like people. (Ksshhh!)
[] I only go out during the night. (XD mostly. MONSTER MASH!!!)
[] I have black fingernails. (I needs to paint them black >>
[] I wear a long black coat.
[] I also wear big black boots.
[] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies.
[] I only date other Goths.
[x] I love pain. (I both love and hate it. I dunno why.)
[x] People think I'm crazy. (I wouldn't have it any other way...)
[] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me. (Doesn't saying that prove your very very shallow????)
[x] I love to scare people. (MWAHAHAHAHA!)
[] I laugh at teenyboppers.
[] People are afraid of me.
Total = 3 (I...have no objection to this un.)

Weirdo

[x] I talk to myself. (How else would I know what I have to say?)
[x] I say really random things all the time. (DIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!)
[] I fidget a lot.
[] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[]People laugh at me.
[] I walk really funny.
[] I have a very different sense of style.
[] I talk in a robot voice often.
[x]I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes. (CARAMELLDANSEN!!! *does the Caramelldansen dance*)
[x] I debate stuff with myself. (Indeed I mainly yell at me for being stupid.)
[x] I hear voices. (Real annoying when they call you're name late at night...or call me on being a dumbass.)
[] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets. (BWEERP!)
[] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks.
[] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[] I dart my eyes from side to side. :]
[] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[x] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
Total = 7 (PROCREATION YEAH! MOTHERPROCREATORS!)

Antisocial

[] I hate most people.
[] I prefer to be alone.
[] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[] Actually, most people don't talk to me.
[] People are fucking idiots and I wish they'd all die.
[] I live in my room, writing in my diary. (Who the fuck keeps a diary? I mean really?)
[] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[] I never greet anyone.
[] I despise people who talk too loudly.
[] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[] I never talk.
[] I can't wait to get off this earth.
[] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[XXX]I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world.
[x]I don't know why I am the way I am.
[] People have said I'm antisocial. (Mostly myself )
[] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness.
[x] Why bother when people don't like you anyways? (Indeed. To them I say fuck you.)
[] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner. (Oh I WANT them to know)
[] I just don't get along with anyone.
Total = 2 I'm SSOOOOOO antisocial yall :]

Skater

[] I skateboard to everywhere.
[] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[]I shop at Pacsun.
[] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk.
[] Oh yea, and Bam Margera.
[] I always play skateboarding video games.
[] I have shaggy hair.
[]I wear baggy pants.
[] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies. (ALL the time!)
[] I hang at skate parks 24/7.
[] I'm always learning new board tricks.
[] Fuck school, I want to be a professional skateboarder.
[] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years.
[x] I hang with other skaters.
[] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[] I wear vans.
[] Tony Hawks Underground owns.
[] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
Total = 2

Christian Girl/Boy

[x] I go to church at least once a week.
[] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church. (WTF??? JK!!!:])
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ]My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer.
[x] My beliefs are very strong.
[x] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[] I wear a cross necklace.
[x] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.( I NEVER wear it though...)
[] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[x] I believe in God. (I feel sorry for people who don't ]
[] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.(THAT'S MADNESS I TELL U!!!)
[] I never go out and party. (I'm too antisocial.)
[] I read the bible everyday.
[] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[x] I go to Sunday school.
[x] I've been to church camp.
[x] I pray every night.
[x] I sing Christian songs. (but nobody ever hears me)
Total = 10 HELL YEAH!!!

Gangsta

[] I say 'yo'. (to me it only me "I"-espanol)
[] I also say 'fo shizzle'.
[] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[x] Mah chainz hang low. (ya know this^^)
[x] I hang with my homies, bitches, and hoes. (but of course!)
[x] I'm a thug. (I have my moments...)
[] I only listen to rap music.
[] 50 Cent is my idol.
[] I don't give a shit about school.
[X] I steal/have stolen before. (have stolen before)
[] I freestyle.
[] I breakdance.
[] Gold chainz is tha way to go, bitch.
[] I'm white but I act black.
[] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[] Tupac is still alive.
[] I party with all my hoes.
[] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies. (Seriously though...does anyone not wear hoodies?)
[] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out.
Total = 5

Bully

[] I always steal people's lunch money.
[] Geeks are afraid of me.
[] I get in trouble all the time.
[] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[x] People have called me a bully.
[x] I have beat someone up before. (A couple of times, but I've never really beaten the shit outta anyone.)
[] I'm always looking for a fight. (yayzers fer paranoia)
[] I pick on people smaller than me.
[x] I push people out of the way when I'm walking. (HAVE YOU SEEN MY SCHOOL?????)
[] I've never been in a relationship before.
[] People are afraid of me.
[] People know not to mess with me.
[] I'm bigger than most people my age.
[] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total = 3

Gamer

[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[] I love Final Fantasy. (never played it)
[XXXXXXXXXXX] DDR & Guitar Hero own. (OHHH HELL FUKIN YESSSSS!!! )
[] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. (why would ANYONE do an idiotic thing like that???)
[x] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games.
[x] I even play a lot of computer games.
[] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day.
[] My thumbs are sore often.
[] I spend all my money on new video games.
[] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games.
[] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before.
[] My eyes hurt sometimes because I play video games too much.
[] My grades are eh.
[x] I have a handheld videogame system, like Nintendo DS.
[] I see every video-game-to-movie movie out there.
[x] I have at least 3 memory cards.
[] I watch lay.
[x] I've been playing video games for at least 5 years.
[] I always look up video game cheats. (nah... I like to challenge myself)
Total = 8

Redneck

[] Elvis is still alive.
[] I hunt.
[] I fish.
[] I own something camouflage.
[ ] I eat venison (deer meat).
[x] I live in the country. (well my dad's...)
[] Someone in my family has the name Billy.
[x] I own a bunch of junk I don't need.
[] I have over 10 pets. (8)
[] I drive a big truck with huge tires.
[] I wear a cowboy hat.
[x] I've rode a tractor before.
[] My jeans are always dirty.
[ ]I have a southern accent.
[x] I say y'all.
[x] Yankees can fuck off. (OMFG!!! Chels!!!)
[] I buy everything at Wal-Mart.
[] I'm kind of poor.
[] I've caught a fish then ate it before.
[] I work hard.
Total = 5

Cowgirl/Cowboy

[] I live on a farm.
[] I own at least 2 horses.
[] I own a pair of cowboy boots.
[] I own a cowboy hat.
[] (Girls) I always wear my hair in two braids.
[] I ride a tractor.
[] I live in a small town.
[x] I've lived in Texas before. (why does EVERYONE think Texas is full of cowboys???)
[] I wear flannel shirts.
[] I wear overalls.
[] I say y'all and howdy. (just yall)
[] I have other animals on a farm.
[x] I've been in a rodeo before
[] I've rode a mechanical bull before.
[x] I love home cooking, country style.
[] I always wear my cowboy hat, even in restaurants.
[] I say yee-haw! XD
[] I've went to horse races before.
[x] I love cowboy movies. (310 to Yuma; The good the bad and the ugly!! AND MUCH MORE!!!)
[] I square dance.
Total = 4

Social Butterfly

[x] I have a lot of friends.
[] I get along with everybody.
[x] I enjoy talking to different people.
[] I'm a people person.
[x] I love having tons of fun.
[] People come to me for advice.
[] People take an instant liking to me.
[] It seems that people always want to talk to me or hang out with me.
[] I can relate to Ferris Buller.
[] Everybody thinks I'm awesome.
[x] I'm not in any clique; I'm friends with people from every clique.
[x] I can turn an antisocial person nice.
[x] I talk to at least one different person a day.
[x] I'm pretty cheerful. (HEE-HEE OPTIMISM RULES!!)
[]I'm involved in something, like a club, that allows me to meet new people.
[x] I never want to argue with people. (I hate arguing)
[x] I love talking.
[] I always have fun doing anything.
[x] I'm optimistic.
[]I have over 150 friends on my IM or cell phone book.
Total = 10


Stoner

[x] I've tried at least 2 different drugs before. (XD LEGALLY AND USED CORRECTLY! suphedrine and caffeine.
[x] I always feel chill or extremely hyper. (WHEEEE!!!!-to-moving is too much effort)
[x] Getting high is awesome. (High-ON LIFE!)
[] My room smells like pot.
[] I've been got caught with drugs before.
[] All my money goes toward buying drugs.
[] I've sold drugs before.
[] 4/20 fucking rocks.
[] I'm fascinated with the color green.
[] I own something with a pot leaf on it.
[] I have lots of air freshener so my parents won't suspect I smoke pot in my room.
[] I've went to school high before.
[] I'm a slacker.
[] I could care less about school and my grades.
[x] I see things that aren't there sometimes.
[] I'm like 'whatever' to everything.
[] I've skipped class to get high with friends.
[] I've resorted to more powerful drugs like cocaine o meth because pot is so lame.
[] Marijuana should not be illegal.
[x] Drugs make me feel good. (Well yes. Using drugs so I can breathe through my nose do generally improve ones state of mind.)
Total = 5

Whore *hey Mary! Vanessa would NEVER do any of this!!!:]

[] I've had at least 10 boyfriends.
[] I've hooked up with a random guy whose name I didn't know.
[] I'm not a virgin.
[] I've made out with at least 20 different guys.
[] I dress like a slut. sure.
[x] I'm a bitch and I know it. (How's that whoreish? )
[] I use my body to get what I want. (seems too easy)
[] I've hooked up with someone for money before.
[] I've done things I regret while high or drunk.
[] I've dated someone at least 3 years older than me. (nah just 2 years)
[] I party often.
[] I get drunk all the time.
[] Other girls give me dirty looks a lot.
[x] I've gotten in trouble for what I've worn before.
[] I've had my thong show before on purpose.
[] I have random piercings.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] Guys flirt with me all the time.
[] I act reall ditzzy.
[] I've cheated on my boyfriend before.
Total = 2

Slacker

[] I'm failing 2 or more classes.
[] I sleep past noon on weekends.
[] I miss a lot of school.
[] I'm late for school often.
[x] I don't have a job.
[] All I do is pig out and play video games/watch TV.
[] I don't take care of myself.
[] I've done drugs before.
[] I don't do my homework.
[] I sleep all the time.
[x] I'm bored constantly.
[] People tell me I need to try harder.
[] I'm on the computer 24/7.
[] I admit it, I slack off with everything.
[] I do everything hal-asseed.
[] I'm not going to college, ever.
[] School is for dorks.
[] I don't have any ambition in life.
[] People tell me I need to get a life.
[x] They need to, not me.
Total = 3

Raver

[] I party all the time.
[x] Glow Sticks kick ass. (They messssmeerrrizzzzing)
[] I love nightclubs.
[x] I love decking out in body glitter and rhinestones. (I-I have a weakness to sparklies...)
[x] I have tons of energy. (Well I don't call me Ferret fer nothing!)
[x] I love to dance (WEEEEE!)
[] I go out nearly every night.
[] I meet lots of people at parties and clubs.
[] I've DJ''d before.
[] I've taken a party drug before.
[x] I love fog machines. (fogalicious)
[] I have crazy dance moves
[] I sleep all day and party all night.
[] Techno music is life.
[] I love popping pills, especially X.
[] I love neon body paint.
[] I shake my ass in clubs.
[] I'v grindeed before.
[x] I've made a 'sandwich' with other people. (well... it's only true...)
[] I've bought more drugs at clubs than anywhere else.
Total = 6

Hippie

[x] I'm a tree hugger. (Trees are nice to hug )
[] I want to save the earth.
[] Smoking pot is herbal and natural.
[x] I'm comfortable with nudity. (I actually am. What I'm not comfortable with are people's reactions to it.)
[x] I have long hair.(yeeees)
[] I make the peace sign a lot.
[] I'm stuck in the 60's.
[] I'm a vegan or vegetarian.
[] Animals shouldn't be eaten. (I. Like. Fish.)
[] I love tye dye.
[x] I've made tye dye stuff before.
[] I wish I was alive when Woodstock happened.
[] I love 60's music.
[] I'm always chilled out.
[x] I love those cute headbands you wear on your head.
[] I hav crimppy hair with little braids.
[] I wear bell bottoms.
[] I say groovy all the time.
[x] I love smiley faces & peace signs. :] :] :]
[x] I'm a naturalist.
Total = 6

Goody Goody

[] I make really good grades.
[] I'm teachers pet.
[] I act sickly sweet to people.
[] I'm nice to everybody.
[] I act happy 24/7.
[x] I go to church.
[] I never cuss. (Why the hell do you think I cuss you fuckin piece of shit! :]
[x] I always say hi to everyone.
[] I dress appropriately.
[] I want to portray a pure image.
[] Girls who party and act rude need to be taught a lesson.
[] I want to impress everybody.
[] I've never been called rude.
[] I'm one of the nicest people.
[x] I want to achieve everything. (BUT IT LOOKS SO FUN!)
[] I try my hardest with everything I do.
[] I'm a kiss up to my teachers/boss.
[] I'm in many different clubs.
[] My after school schedule is filled with extracurricular.
[x] I'm very optimistic.
Total = 4

Band Geek

[] I love band class.
[] I play at least one instrument.
[] I go to all my band concerts.
[] I'm going to a college for instrumental music.
[] I've won awards for band.
[] I've been to band camp.
[] I'm in the marching band.
[] I wear my marching band uniform often.
[] People have called me a band geek.
[] I play my instrument at least 3 hours a day.
[] I'm hoping to make instrumental music a career.
[]I've been playing an instrument for at least 4 years.
[] I hope I get a band scholarship.
[] Marching band is fun.
[] I go to other band concerts to get tips.
[] I like football games....for the band!
[] Band is way better than anything else.
[] I carry my instrument home every night.
[] I only date other people in band.
[] I go on band field trips.
Total = 0 XD

Choir Nerd

[x] I sing all the time. (Just random snatches of songs)
[] I want to try out for American Idol.
[] I've been in choir for at least 4 years.
[] I've won awards for choir.
[] I've sang solos for concerts before.
[] I never miss a choir concert of mine.
[x] I sing every single day.
[]I know what range of voice I am.
[] I love singing duets.
[x] I always practice singing with my favorite songs.
[] I hope to get a choir scholarship.
[] I want to go to a music college.
[] I watch American Idol religiously.
[] Singing is a way of expressing myself.
[] Choir is my favorite class.
[] I've won All Region before.
[x] I hum a lot.
[] I write down lyrics all the time.
[] I want to be a singer.
[] I always practice pieces for choir class.
Total = 4


Prep9 Emo8 Geek6 Rebel8 Jock7 Comedian5 Shy2 Goth3 Weirdo7 Antisocial2 Skater2 Christian10 Gangsta5 Bully3 Gamer8 Redneck5 Cowboy5 Social Butterfly10 Stoner5 Whore2 Slacker3 Raver6 Goody Goody4 Bandgeek0 Choir Nerd4